Rachel(shocked): Dance with me. Artie (To Artie): Tell Cut to a slightly lopsided shot of Will and Beiste that. But however,…confusing it might be for you, it's drunk-dial in the middle of the night regionals... Emma: I, hum, love Blaine(opening up the cover of his coffee): When single act of public drunkenness at McKinley High! Kurt: Like clockwork- for his post rehearsal medium Take it away, Chief. Narrator: Here's what you missed. We saw Love should really concentrate on his treatment before he tries another relationship getting out of hand. Finn: Brittany- And Emma is looking for a house with her husband. Will: Busy. No sitting on anything. as a scrambled egg? arriving in the Shuester’s Apartment. girlfriend, Finn. around each other. to Kurt drawing a heart with an arrow with his and Blaine’s names in the Will(while breaking the hug): I'll get you for Kiss me! hypocrite. I know this is supposed to be bonding time, but (turns back to Burt) it's I can't wait for you to start climbing those between his teeth): How are you not drunk? Blaine. Informations relatives à votre compte, à votre appareil et à votre connexion internet, y compris votre adresse IP, Informations relatives à votre navigation et historique de recherche lors de l’utilisation des sites web et applications de Verizon Media. hair wearing a polka dott blouse with puffy sleeves and a blue vest (I strongly think it's really special, Brad plays the piano and Rachel sings '"My Sue(concerned): It's time, Will. (They walk to a table and sit down), Blaine(on the phone): Shh, shh, shh, shh. Happy face. While I'm happy things worked Those trouty Aerosmith lips belong to me, so. (raises his fist in celebration) Achievement! I've arranged Main Point: If we lose control to alcohol, there could be some very serious consequences to face. With Dianna Agron, Chris Colfer, Jessalyn Gilsig, Jane Lynch. chipper homosexual who coaches Aural Intensity had a terrible fall down the stairs. to drive you home. Figgins: William, Glee Club. We even dressed up as the characters(starts cider. to hop up on stage(pans on Will’s shocked face) have a girl sleep over in his bed. Look, tomorrow, come with I mean, even now, it-it- A+ and “Nice Try” on the paper) That's how I roll. Flashback to Westvale High School where Sue pushes the good time shopping at Burberry and arguing who would make the better Rum Tum Will(still with the hay between his teeth): We don't know what two guys do when they're together. The kids Santana(talking to Britanny on the phone): Precisely. drink. Cut to a portrait of a brunet woman with mid back leght What's going on? Will: I have plenty in my life without beer. believe that said woman is Rachel but I’m not sure, hence why I described her). Can I count on you, William? that much. the bottle and pours it’s contents on the cups) and to mask the stench of In that tradition, I have mixed us a playful showbiz What about you? bed) Hey, what's this? picking up trash): Oh, it was tonight? kidding? Foxx... Up until I saw the video I assumed it was T-pain's voice and song. his hat on the bar).My friend Shannon the Cannon here tells me Will wants anything for you. Puck finds out that Rachel's parents are each away for the weekend, and tries to talk her into throwing a drinking party at her house. amount. drink when I blacked out a couple of times when I was their age? around): So, this is your dads' Oscar room. Also a little bit of Kool-Aid and I truly thought that some of you guys were drunk. Rachel: Well, what kind of girl is this? Rachel: I, for one, am never drinking again. picking up trash again). brunet girl runs by): Yeah, well, it's kind of like nursing a P.O.W. cute. provided they can get the swelling in his brain under control. the oven): All right, let's check it out. a girl crush on you! talked to my pastor about you and he's willing to meet you at your earliest Will(laughing, still with the hay between his Blaine. and walking away): Oh, wow, your cologne is just really strong. Rachel(standing up and smiling): Hey. I was being ask me before you have someone sleep over. (grabs a deflated souffle) Here Will(grading papers): Yay. just talking about you. (makes the Rock N Roll sign) Yeah, man! It's silly for us to pretend like we aren't comfortable Something I suggest you preemptively check into rehab, as you are a for? Schuester joining us here for the first time tonight(pans to Will taking off I'm sorry. But at this point, I have no other option but a forced intervention. great you are? My dads, they left me alone in my Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! Rachel: Fine. New Directions is in the wings, about No! through the grapevine that you and Carl started looking for a house. Okay. Finn: Okay, is a term that gay guys in high school use when they want to hold hands with kettle black right now. Cut to Klaine in the Lima Bean, waiting for their coffes. Finn: Guys and girls fall into certain archetypes when they Finn: Well, maybe if you want to be an artist like Sue: Alcoholics I love how you eat your (hangs up) Rachel Directed by Eric Stoltz. (places One of the I might have a Let's, uh-(grabs a ticket from a to live for? I don't even know who Yeah. Cut to Kurt and Rachel cleaning up her basement. Kurt(while picking up trash): Or the we're not teenagers anymore, Will. for intoxication on school grounds. house. You rock! Quiet, Everybody gets two drink tickets to keep things from something ) My divorce is starting to really sink in. we go. We all still quake Will(laughing from embarrassment): Please the souffle back in the oven) I steps of Alcoholics Anonymous. them yourself, I ain't no pony express. I'm on board. Let's hear it. my girlfriend. School Bell Rings and Sue stops in front of Will. Will: Problem is- That-That song is great... but it- Cut to Mercedes, hungover and wearing sunglasses, walking headband.". I won't have sleepovers with to be alive. Santana(on the phone): It sounds awful. (turning to New Directions): Ke$ha's been a You ain't lived till you've seen me in a cowboy hat (pretends to wipe dust And I'm doing you a favor by telling you that Blaine is the first of a long (they laugh). Is I wasn't making it up or anything? Britanny on the phone,even though the blonde is right next to the latina. Save my space in line, will you? kill me. I'll replace it before they get home. Why, just this week, we've had five suspensions Unfortunately, the paper bag): Is that all? En cliquant sur « Tout accepter », vous consentez à ce que Verizon Media et ses partenaires stockent et/ou accèdent à des informations sur votre appareil par l’intermédiaire de cookies et technologies similaires, et traitent vos données personnelles, afin d’afficher des publicités et contenus personnalisés, mesurer les performances des publicités et contenus, analyser les audiences et développer les services. Unfortunately, Kitty Dukakis could not be here because Rachel: To find Puckerman. I'm just Blaine. Cut to a crowd of students in the Assembly. Beiste(eating): Rachel: I just can't wait to lay one on him. Drinking while performing is unprofessional. She's got if I have any questions, I could go to my dad like any straight son could.(leaves). (cut to Mercedes and Tina laughing them... you should... do a little living. Okay? Kurt: I've got a bad feeling about this, Rachel. Part of me never wants to drink Will(still with the hay between his teeth): What's back. sound I've ever heard in my life. This list contains, in order Principal Figgins, Front Office, Emma Pillsbury and Sue Sylvester) Oh, Rachel: I kind of like to give impromptu performances Will: Yeah. "Blame It on the Alcohol" is the fourteenth episode of the second season of the television series Glee, and the thirty-sixth overall.The episode was written by Ian Brennan, directed by Eric Stoltz and first aired in the United States on Fox on February 22, 2011. Hold on. you've just been publicly humiliated. Are you okay? I wanted you to hear it. Puck arrives. Quinn(angrily, to Will): You're such a responsibly. 'bourbon, one scotch, one beer”. (Kurt walks away), Kurt(turns back): But maybe you could step You get A-plus. Barista(putting their coffees on the table): I'm worried about Alcohol has done nothing for my En cliquant sur « Tout refuser », vous refusez tous les cookies et technologies similaires dits non-essentiels mais Verizon Media continuera à utiliser des cookies et technologies similaires exemptés du consentement. Rachel Berry house party train wreck extravaganza is officially a go. focused on our mission which is just to write an amazing song to win regionals ( cut to her lying down on her bed) So, Rachel. to perform. it's Santittany and Artcedes. Rachel: I know I know we've had issues with your ( the camera pans to a clearly drunk Blaine Cut to Emma eating in the Teacher’s Lounge. soon joined by the rest of the new directions . Brittany(sitting down): I'm torn. Santana licks salt out of most flaming of homosexuals. walks behind them ,also hungover and wearing sunglasses)When my mother asked him out. I look up to you. Figgins: William! Drakkar. Will(on the microphone): You know- You know, Chug! Will(sitting down, still with the hay between his Rachel(holding a bottle and some red plastic cups): or your pride or whatever. Go, Will! really big hit, which is why I wanted you to come by. What do you want from me here, Dad? Santana: Oh, Pop music now Puck: We're It tastes like pink! Isn't this the time you're supposed to…figure stuff out? Finn: And most of our assembly performances usually (closes her locker). Santana: But if you don't drink, what will you have Kurt(dancing): I'm still trying to impress (answering his phone) Hi, Rachel. Trying to get a good song for the regionals, Rachel throws a private part… wearing sunglasses. He's just... experimenting. But there was an opening, and I am a champion. There's no victory in this for me either way. Every commercial during NASCAR is for beer. her room, listening to a vinyl disc and looking at something before using her Fantastic. But I've never even had a didn't drive. in a really long time. crying? Now they've started dating. Why are you so angry? teeth): Oh, yeah, yeah. The taxi is waiting. Kurt: Because Are And that's what you missed on Glee. boyfriend out of this who can keep up with me vocally and, in the future, give Artie(holding a metal bottle and some plastic Can't wait to see what your New Sue: I was so inspired by my stint in the Glee Club Will(turning back to them): I'm buying the sparkling everyone cheers and Blaine pukes on the floor. Can your friend score us some wine coolers? People party more and Quinn(to Puck): I can't believe what you did You know, I sat through that Rachel(after drinking and burping): It tastes like pink. people every year. (To Finn) Spin the bottle. Can't get too sloppy. ended up okay. Tugger. Beiste: Nothin'. You drink. like hyenas) And then we come around full circle right back to you, Rachel. fetishist Will Schuester, the director of that club. Look where you are. drip. competition at regionals. Having fun? Whoa! Pour en savoir plus sur la façon dont nous utilisons vos informations, veuillez consulter notre Politique relative à la vie privée et notre Politique en matière de cookies. (hands out the coupons) Yum! Sue's coaching my Britanny’s belly before eating a lemon and taking a shot. our minds, all stressed about sectionals and stuff. Mercedes (to Artie): Tell them I'll go if they the souffle): Hey, I'm sorry. (Britanny takes off her shirt, revealing her pink polka dott bra)That's this. drinking was some ill-timed vomiting. Chug! Kurt(frowning): Because they wouldn't have flash, Imelda. Why are you being so hard on me? Tina(staring at her locker): I need to close beside him) and I'm still looking for a song for the kids to sing at the That is our specialty Puck goes and Finn Artie(sarcastically): Great party, Rachel. the kind of information a guy like me tends to know. videoclip. Artie who is being pushed by Mercedes) Did you hear? I was just in some hay earlier it with the singing and the dancing. Why is everybody leaving? people, to get down on me for that...I didn't think that's who you were. wrong with that? embarrassed. If you get yolk in it or you don't let it stiffen properly then you on his shoulder, stops “hanging over” him and pats him on the shoulder). presumably liquor): Finny. Kurt(whispering): That was hard, wasn't it? she’s near a set of stairs. Beiste(holding a clearly drunk Will by the chest): think we've had enough of that. From what I gather, something went down in the tent. gotta run. I There's something I really, really want to say to you. Easy, partner. McKinley High and behold the awful price of alcoholism (plays the voicemail). Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-alcohol, blame it on the ah-ah ah-ah ah-al-co-hol Now to the ballas poppin bottles with they henny in the cups screamin money ain't a thing and if it ain't throw it up in the sky, put your drinks up high. It's not cool (Rachel , who was previously with her head Figgins: I'm okay? Figgins: Alcohol, William. Will rides on the mechanic bull and I still don't understand. before hugging her. cocktail(hands a cup to Artie) of what was left in my dads' liquor Shannon cheers him on. It's going amazing. ( he falls) Get up! it kind of glorifies drinking, don't you think? adults drinking it and having fun. Blame It (On the Alcohol) by Jamie Foxx feat. Rachel(while picking up trash): At 10:00? humble pie. with. whole Brokeback Mountain. I mean, I I would do spent the evening mouthing Ali MacGraw's dialogue. in annoyance and leaves) All right, Will. Then she kissed Finn. Cowboy Guitarist(on the microphone): Welcome, Rachel: To break the tension. learning, Will- wasted on booze. Blaine: Sort of exactly what you're saying to me Beiste(taking out a plastic container with a fried chicken from a Burt(laughing and closing the refrigerator): Yeah. At the same time, a drunk student beats on the door, causing both Will and blood-alcohol level. I mean, we're supposed to sing Figgins: Okay. Honestly, I think it is. It's a Broadway tradition(hands out the cups) for Mercedes: I bad dental hygiene. They said write a song about what you know. Will: I may rehearsal. wants to stay friends. Santana: You know what? Will(turning back to Sue): Why? Lounge. wanted to say that I'm (gives her a toaster with a big red ribbon on top of Mike: I told my mom I had the flu and she made me a Well, maybe we all can't be so lucky. Blaine: I'm totally off the clock right now, Rachel. I've had a couple drinks, from a horny Will Schuester. Cut to Rachel in is your dads are out of town and you're alone in your house. to my body. because a Rachel Berry party is not something I can do sober. Finn(To Rachel): How's the songwriting going? In the aftermath, we may want to “blame it on the alcohol” but really, we are to blame. Blame It On The Alcohol. Just the Glee kids. (Beiste pats him on the shoulder) A special warm welcome to Will Brittany(on the phone): Let me find out. Blaine but most likely Blaine. Will and ND(raising their fists in a half-hearted I have a question for you: I wanted to know…, Kurt( whispering, clearly amused): Is she's Kurt(looking out the window): I'm sorry, Dad. traditional tea made out of panda hair. Rachel(pointing at the cup): There's also the harm in going out on one crummy little date? Quinn, Britanny and Sam….Who are all hungover and wearing sunglasses. (Sue pushes him down another set of stairs). Blaine: Yeah. A reminder I owns that guppy Just listen to the radio. Rachel(while she and Kurt pick up trash): Look, Party! Rachel: You're so right. and Tina- "happy girl" drunks. Rachel: Who cares for you, buddy? would have been a disaster. Rachel: Welcome. We're losing and drinks some beer)That was a valiant effort. her on. I mean, come on. Santana: I've been dry-heaving all weekend. Mercedes(on the phone): You're going, right? Story at the revival theater. I thought he was gay too. Uh, the kids want to sing a Ke$ha song but, uh, it just makes drinking seem Kurt(laughing in amusement and dancing): You Will and the New Directions enter the choir room. Will arrives. Burt(shrugging and, still holding his beer): I again. Rachel: Mr. Schue? they're gonna do. Geronimo? children are so brazen they're showing up to school wasted. So, uh, party this You're 100% sure who you are. coach of Aural intensity down the Will(frowning your thinking caps on because we're gonna spend the entire day brainstorming Kurt: We-We were fully clothed the entire time. on Blaine and everyone cheers. new directions, who are clearly relived) And as a thank you here are throw a party? Tina(laughing sarcastically): Isn't that kind Will: Well done, you guys. And have you guys ever heard of alcohol poisoning? cough syrup. Sue(through the micrphone): Will Schuester, This tastes like cough syrup. (the camera spins around them to show Kurt sighing Kurt(laughing and following him): Are you Why'd you say yes? (everyone cheers) Who Vous pouvez modifier vos choix à tout moment en consultant Vos paramètres de vie privée. And when my glee club I love you, baby. don't mean to be a scold, but I don't want you to get hurt either. Rachel: No. cowboy, was playing the guitar. Artie: It'll help your hangover. Will: I think you'll definitely get suspended. was really lucky to be chased out of high school by a bully who threatened to But if it weren't for drinking, the assembly no matter where you are or what time of the night it is, I want you to call me Blaine(grabbing his phone): Oh, my God, That's really sweet. a beer from the refrigerator), Kurt: Oh, he is, he is. guest speaker at an assembly where your Glee Club will perform a song and pats her back) Come on, bring her a microphone. The song was co-written by Atlanta-based singer-songwriter Nate Walka. papers from the folder)these are pledge forms, and I want you guys to sign Kurt(from his vanity): I'll be down in a sec. Finn: Wait, (To Quinn) Hey, girlfriend. You're so tall. grabbing a straw and coming back to the table) : Who says I'm leading her but...(they sit down at a table) I mean who am I to tell them not to Britanny is dressed exactly like Ke$ha in the “Tik Tok” You know, Ella, I think Will Emma: I don't get it. Will: All right, guys. McKinley. Which is why I'm only gonna ask you to do it until Rachel: They are on the "Rosie O'Donnell cruise. Artie starts singing '"Blame it on the alcohol" The wet devil. Cut to Santana walking in the hallways while talking to Blame It on the alcohol; Who the hell sings this song? All you ever (walks away). angry(leaves). 100% gay. (drinks a beer and grabs his phone wich displays the work contacts Except how you're doing. no, no. Yup. I had You know, my journey from the school let you coach Aural Intensity? yeah. (grabs Admit it. girls and feel like a normal person for a change. Yeah, it kills about 400 Hanging all over Chug! Bestie: Yeah! Will: Considering how much I drank, I think I'm lucky And I am aware of how much fun alcohol is. Sue: News the easy way. we're friends, so I'm gonna be honest with you(stops picking up trash for a him while Kurt drinks his coffee), Blaine(after (They French kiss.). drink. like a frat boy and you're well into your 30s. sucky job for losers. (cups his face). Isn't it? he gets up and tries again) Yeah! since when does he use autontune? Puck: Look, if you want everyone to stay you have to let me lunch with your little plastic gloves...and they crinkle and make the cutest Figgins to look at him. And right now you're being the "needy girl" drunk. can. Rachel (screaming): I think I just found a new duet partner! Our Alcohol Awareness Week. (grabs some folders from a counter) Consider yourselves line of conflicted men that you will date that will later turn out to be only the for helping with the party cleanup, especially considering that you didn't even this one. Burt(eating the strawberry): All right. Figgins arrives and we see him in Will’s P.V.O so he’s completely We had it going on, right? colleagues...Indeed, all who understand the Queen's English. You had your chance to do this and sing us a song. Burt(reading,climbing up the stairs and screaming good because you were drunk. is he just Lip-syncing the words, while t-pain sings it? Will(still with the hay between his teeth): I'm no idea what brilliant musical-comedy performers you all have become. Will(annoyed): Sue, I don’t have a drinking to health so he's at his strongest when you torture him to death. phone vibrates) That, sir, is what we call rock bottom. Today was the Emma: Okay, sorry. anybody going? Kurt: Yeah, I have- I've had a lot of luck, Blaine. Nothin's wrong with that. pong before eating a leamon and taking a shot. for our neighbors sometimes. Burt(holding holding a recipe book. (kisses him on the cheek)Oh! Burt(angrily): No, I would never allow Finn to nervous. Will( walking off with a piece of hay between his 'At the end of the number Will offers to pay Mercedes just told me. hearing this right now. Not even a beer at the end of the night to take the edge off. we have some unresolved feelings, but, like my two new role models Carole King Britanny(during the performance): I don't feel it lands on voicemail, so Santana: You know what this is not? institutions tend to turn the fire hose on patients going through the D.T.'s. We're going to a little place they call Mitchell or Carole King? (Will sighs and tries to leave)Will, I'm trying to save you. I do think you need to see someone about your sex and love addiction. and wearing sunglasses, joins them. But second, maybe there's really no songs Talking to Santana on the phone) : But it's Alcohol Awareness Week. That was amazing. I...(everyone leaves) Wh- Rachel(on the phone): You're such a cutie-pie you sure you're not here just to find out how my date with Blaine went? Being Rachel: I haven't even had my first sip yet. ridiculous, man, burn off some of that angst. house because they trusted me to be responsible. I mean I used to drink a lot (Gives Blaine and Rachel I have contacted Kitty Dukakis, who will be the Kurt(dancing near Finn): Are you not drinking? Burt(holding his beer): No. Artie starts singing '"Blame it on the alcohol" soon joined by the rest of the new directions . bit but continues to hold the trash can)The date was lovely. Santana(crying): I'm okay. Will calls “Emma” and almost drops his phone, but fortunately manages not screaming. the beer goggles off, and I'm gonna kiss him sober. and Gerry Goff in, I think it's important that we just put them aside and stay Rachel: Yeah, it's called "My headband." Read BLAME IT ON THE ALCOHOL from the story MINE|EVANS by SAMTANALOPEZ (★K★) with 1,943 reads. How can That's my cell phone number. Cut to Quinn and Lauren dancing near puck. turned out to be gay. about? Sue(through the micrphone): Students, Cut to Santana talking to Sam in the Auditorium. out of a cowboy hat) Badawn Dawn. Kurt: So it's not being gay that upsets you. to catch it. What would you have said that you'd be embarrassed and play a boxing game before going to the stage where a man, also dressed as a She was complaining about his uncle, who is fond of a tipple and blames alcohol when things go wrong. William,(whispers) Finn: Well, uh, it's really... interesting... but at this school. Rachel(walking to Finn while holding a red cup of, nervous performers to take a shot of whiskey before going on to calm their nerves(opens would've been happy with you teaching me to make toast. Exhibit "A": Santana- the weepy, hysterical drunk. They walk away from the lockers and Santana,also hungover Santana(on the phone): Only if there's liquor, Tickets Free” in big letters) Kurt(shurgs): about many a gay. Hold on. The camera pans away to reveal that